“Dating Tips” Lyrics. That Handsome Devil

“Dating Tips” Lyrics. That Handsome Devil

Individuals usually ask me personally
“Jesus Forbid, ” they state, “you’re quite the women guy. ”
” What’s your key? “

Well, you too could be swimmin’ in women
Afloat in seas of ovaries
But more to the point
once you understand whether behind those pretty eyes
You’ve got a diamond into the rough
Or colored contacts, and a rough *whistle* stripper known as Diamond

Lets recreate the scene: make think you are at a dining table chair

Chatting playfully to your waitress at your place that is local to
means under the apron, Maybelline
Smell of eggs and cheese, bacon oil
she is a babe: an eight at the least
You need to push the bowl of quesadillas from the dining table
And distribute them angel’s wings
However you can not say something?

They sell prescription drugs on television
May cause loss of appetite, malnutrition
Dizzy spells, and different bells will ring in
And that’s where I come in and give ’em a little extra help to get ’em if you don’t do well with women

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